- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

wanna hear a joke? yes

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

black people

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

general tso's broccoli

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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