I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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America

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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A dyslexic blind man

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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