- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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