What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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White men's rights

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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