Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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