- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Two women were sitting quietly.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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