- Anti Joke

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.