what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

seek beauty

Here's a joke for you, my life...

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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