- Anti Joke

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A fish swims up your penis...

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

5 people are walking

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.