- Anti Joke

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.