- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

nothing

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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