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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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