Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A muslim paints Mohammed

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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