- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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