why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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