- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

asdasdasdasd

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??