What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Who wants water? I do.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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