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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

YOLO You only like Oreos

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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