- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Everybody will die

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Logan's gay

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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