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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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