- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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