- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What is white and black and red all over.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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