what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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