- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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