- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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