Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

William wright is Gay

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

hi charles lattuca III

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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