Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Women's Rights Movement

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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