- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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