- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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