99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Your Mom!!!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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