- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

I don't believe in giraffes.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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