- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

knock knock Dave's not here.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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