- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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