- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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