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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Nice belt.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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