- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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