- Anti Joke

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock knock. Get out!!

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.