- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A man walks into a vagina

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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