- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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