One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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