The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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WNBA

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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