How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Okay.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

how do you win a game try your best

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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