whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

i had sex.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Sam Hengal.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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