What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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bologna

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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The Oakland Raiders

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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