Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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