- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Black people.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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