why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Hello

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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