- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Gus's mom

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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