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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

the economy.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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