- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

tim has no humor

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Then none of us want to be right.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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