What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Christ is a conspiracy

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Anti Joke

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