What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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School

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Anti Joke

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