- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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