What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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