- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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