A man walked into a bar owch

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Yo mama so fat.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Anti Joke

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