Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Manchester City

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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