- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

This is a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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