- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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