- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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