- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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