- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

my penis

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

no

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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