what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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