Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

hey hey apple

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Caroline Kelly.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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