Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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