So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

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