Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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