So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Major League Soccer

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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