- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

the bible

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

- Helen Keller

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