- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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