A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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