- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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