Waffles ate my grandma

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

knock knock come in

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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