Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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