- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??