- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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