What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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