- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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