Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

YOU

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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