- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

A baby seal walks into a club.

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