A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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