Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Indians

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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