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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

This is a joke.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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