Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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call me maybe.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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School

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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