Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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