- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

poop.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

White NBA players.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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