Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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I am quite mature.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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