- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

why are black people so fast? because there black

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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