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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A man died.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

H o m o comes out as homo

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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