Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why so serious ?

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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