- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Jordan is pregant

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

i have two hands.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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