- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

women's rights.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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