- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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