- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty