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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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