- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber