roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Obama = ebola

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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