- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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