what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Anti Joke

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