- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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