- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

nolan is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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