Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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