A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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69

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Anti Joke

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