- Anti Joke

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.