A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Your Mom The End.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

I walk into a bar...

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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