- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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