- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

cats are pussies