- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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