- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What do u call a cripple Biv

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

I literally died laughing

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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