If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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