- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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