- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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