What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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