- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Male leadership.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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