How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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knock knock There's no door

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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