Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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