- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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