- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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