Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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