Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

here's a joke... the american education society

Pickles are powerful

Andoni was here

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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