Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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alex is cool

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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