Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

knock knock come in

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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