what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What's one plus one? two.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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