- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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