- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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