- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

knock knock There's no door

Eric is gay Ha

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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