Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

White NBA players.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

poop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

no

What's stupid a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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